{"id":12789,"date":"2018-12-15T10:12:58","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T10:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/?p=12789"},"modified":"2026-10-07T13:18:41","modified_gmt":"2026-10-07T13:18:41","slug":"purple-pointed-hats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/index.php\/2018\/12\/15\/purple-pointed-hats\/","title":{"rendered":"Purple Pointed Hats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11075\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/10\/destruction\/solitanus-blog-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Solitanus-Blog.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"820,312\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Solitanus-Blog.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-11075 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Solitanus-Blog.jpg\" alt=\"Solitanu's Blog - Fictitious Books\" width=\"820\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Solitanus-Blog.jpg 820w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Solitanus-Blog-300x114.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Solitanus-Blog-768x292.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24px;\">Purple Pointed Hats: Images of Oppression and Conformity<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>My head was filled with images of Purple Pointed Hats.<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting in a coffee shop in the main railway station of Globopolis waiting for my girlfriend Tia. She\u2019d spent the day working in <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11066\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/purple-pointed-hats-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Purple-Pointed-Hats.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,512\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Purple Pointed Hats\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Purple-Pointed-Hats.jpg\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-11066 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Purple-Pointed-Hats-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"Purple Pointed Hats - Solitanu's Blog\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Purple-Pointed-Hats-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Purple-Pointed-Hats-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Purple-Pointed-Hats.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Kandrovins, a small town just outside the city centre. We\u2019d arranged to go for a meal together that evening in a recently opened Lissochen restaurant situated in the station forecourt. Lissochen sea food is all the rage at the moment &#8211; they cook everything in spicy seaweed.<\/p>\n<p>Tia\u2019s train was late, so I spent about an hour idling my time away in the coffee shop staring distractedly at the thousands of people swarming around the station &#8211; an endless stream of commuters unconsciously wending their way home after a day\u2019s work in the city.<\/p>\n<p>I was particularly struck by the image of the swarm. Looking down on them all from above, they seemed like a seething black army of ants ceaselessly moving in unified columns across the station, ascending and descending escalators, passing through ticket barriers, pressed in their thousands against each other as they waited in semi-stupor for the arrival of their trains.<\/p>\n<p>They were no longer human beings. Their souls had become fused into a collective unit, their minds taken over by an external agency. They\u2019d become an integral part of a shifting black mass moving in unison to the tune of an invisible ringmaster who was pulling the strings of their existence. Their humanity had been stolen from them, confiscated by an alien force.<\/p>\n<p>The scene reminded me of the rare occasions when I used to go to the zoo as a child. At the time, zoos had appeared to me to be the most natural of things. Wild animals needed to be kept in cages where they belonged. They were locked up, so the argument ran, to prevent them from going on a senseless stampede killing innocent people. I was convinced that we were doing them a favour, feeding and watering them, and supervising their general state of hygiene.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I realise that these were just foolish, childish thoughts. Locking up wild animals in a confined space so that the general public can go around gawping at them, taking photos and selfies, and congratulating themselves on their superior human status is a heinous crime not only against nature but also against humanity itself.<\/p>\n<p>I understand now because I\u2019m no longer part of a superior human race. I myself have suffered the ultimate indignity of wild animals. I\u2019ve been locked up like a savage beast in a cage called Anticlockwise. And the agents of the state, the Snoops, spend their time gawping at me, checking that I\u2019m not about to run amok in their ordered society and upset the civilised nature of things.<\/p>\n<p>How I sympathise in retrospect with the humiliated and forlorn expression of the huge gorilla I saw so often sitting in abject despair in his cage all those years ago\u2026The semi-human commuter ants in the station and the domesticated wild animals in the zoo were both the same &#8211; their ability to resist had been shattered over time.<\/p>\n<p>That brings me to purple pointed hats. I\u2019d been surfing the net on the LLink and had stumbled across an ebook whose title had caught my <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11065\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/minty-cortantex-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1410,2250\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Minty Cortantex\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-642x1024.jpg\" class=\"alignright wp-image-11065 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-188x300.jpg\" alt=\"Purple Pointed Hats - Solitanu's Blog\" width=\"188\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-188x300.jpg 188w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-642x1024.jpg 642w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-768x1226.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-963x1536.jpg 963w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex-1283x2048.jpg 1283w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Minty-Cortantex.jpg 1410w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/>attention: <em>The Purple Pointed Hat Phenomenon<\/em> by Minty Cortantex. I\u2019m always fascinated by strange book titles, especially if the author\u2019s name is a bit out of the ordinary as well.<\/p>\n<p>Minty Cortantex\u2019s novel recounts the gradual descent into lunacy of a fictitious advanced society called Purpurantia. At its height Purpurantia was the greatest, most sophisticated and celebrated civilisation in the known universe. All societies, however, come to an end. Following an unforeseen and devastating plague which spread through the country like wildfire, the population of Purpurantia was decimated by twenty per cent.<\/p>\n<p>The catastrophe was so severe, the death toll so high that the Purpurantians began to question the very foundations of their own society. Within a few years, they were transformed from a self-confident, outward looking nation into an introverted, quarrelling, angst-ridden, divided mob. They were prey to a whole host of absurd ideas that slowly took root in their minds. Competing demagogues rose to prominence seeking to exploit the situation.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, one particularly Machiavellian sect, the Purple Pointed Hats (PPH), through astute manipulation of artificial intelligence and subliminal brainwashing techniques, brought the whole populace to heel. Within a matter of months every Purpurantian citizen was wearing exactly the same clothing as a sign of their acquiescence to PPH.<\/p>\n<p>In particular, they all wore Purple Pointed Hats as the visible sign of allegiance. They had lost their autonomy. They were reduced to docile, obedient savage beasts in a land that was their own but which no longer belonged to them.<\/p>\n<p>It struck me that I was just like them. I tried to imagine what I would look like in a purple pointed hat. I\u2019m caged up in Globopolis like a wild animal in a zoo. I know that I\u2019m an insignificant ant, one of millions of faceless drone workers in the Anticlockwise Empire &#8211; just like those I can see here at the railway station. I have even succumbed to wearing a green armband with my Anticlock number printed on it &#8211; I\u2019m no different to those sheep-like Purpurantians wearing purple pointed hats in Minty Cortantex\u2019s fictional account.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that in my mind I cannot accept that I am one of them. I refuse to believe that I conform. Yet, in my actions, I remain a conformist every minute of every day. I kid myself that I\u2019m resisting but deep down I know that it\u2019s all a charade. I may as well be an unthinking worker ant, a ferocious zoo exhibit or a brainwashed Purpurantian dressed in a purple pointed hat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3hGRkLj\">Zeb Solitanu<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2783\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/zsol-ad-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/ZSOL-AD-4.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"ZSOL AD 4\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/ZSOL-AD-4.jpg\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2783 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/ZSOL-AD-4-300x100.jpg\" alt=\"Z Sol - Solitanu's Blog \" width=\"300\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/ZSOL-AD-4-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/ZSOL-AD-4.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">\u00a9 <a href=\"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8lEYh-1xo\">Zeb Solitanu<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">Zeb Solitanu sketch by Jill<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3hzgU4H\">Anticlockwise Journal<\/a> &#8211; a compilation of Solitanu&#8217;s Blog posts &#8211; is on sale at <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3hzgU4H\">Amazon<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">Learn more about <a href=\"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8lEYh-sa\">Blog Fiction<\/a> &#8211; follow Zeb Solitanu at <a href=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/index.php\/category\/anticlockwise\/\">Anticlockwise<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/index.php\/category\/spiriana\/\">SpirianA <\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">Explore the full range of Fictitious Books at <a href=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/\">fibs<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8lEYh-15\">ZSol<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8lEYh-1gp\">Essays<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9787\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/anticlockwise-journal-red-image\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Anticlockwise-Journal-Red-Image.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"728,90\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Anticlockwise Journal Red Image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Anticlockwise-Journal-Red-Image.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9787 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Anticlockwise-Journal-Red-Image.jpg\" alt=\"Anticlockwise Journal - Solitanu's Blog\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Anticlockwise-Journal-Red-Image.jpg 728w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Anticlockwise-Journal-Red-Image-300x37.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6967\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/index.php\/fictitious-books-fibs-2\/z-sol-subscribe-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Z-Sol-Subscribe-4.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"728,90\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Z Sol Subscribe\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Z-Sol-Subscribe-4.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6967 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Z-Sol-Subscribe-4.jpg\" alt=\"Solitanu's Blog - Subscribe Fictitious Books\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Z-Sol-Subscribe-4.jpg 728w, https:\/\/fictitiousbooks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Z-Sol-Subscribe-4-300x37.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Purple Pointed Hats: Images of Oppression and Conformity My head was filled with images of Purple Pointed Hats. 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